  |
| 12/7/2007 1:11:00 AM |
| Think twice be4 u shave |
It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a l... |
| [read more] |
|
 |
| 11/30/2007 4:19:00 PM |
| Why nagging a man doesn't work |
Why nagging a man doesn’t work :
Woman:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry rig... |
| [read more] |
|
 |
| 11/30/2007 4:17:00 PM |
| picking up chicks |
| A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but t... |
| [read more] |
|
 |
| 11/30/2007 4:15:00 PM |
| confessional |
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,“Father, I’m
80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. ... |
| [read more] |
|
|
| 11/30/2007 4:14:00 PM |
| Smart cop |
A police officer pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and sain, "Sir, May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
The driver said, "What's the ... |
| [read more] |
|
|