I was working late one night with my boss and another male colleague on a project that was due the next day. We eventually finished up and I waved goodbye and headed home. It was a long walk back to the car, so imagine my irritation when I discovered that I had left my carkeys back in the office. Reluctantly, I trudged back up to the office to go fetch the damn keys.
As I opened the door, I saw a sight I don’t think I’ll ever forget.
There was my boss, pants down by his ankles, his naked flesh pressed up firmly against the backside of my male colleague who was lying face down and spreadeagled across the desk. Both got the shock of their lives when they saw me and just froze. I also froze as it was the last thing I was expecting. My boss has got pictures of his wife and kids all over his office, for gods sake!
I just quietly excused myself and then ran all the way back to my car and drove home.
The next day at work was more than a little awkward, probably more so for my boss than for me. Eventually, he called me into his office to explain that this would end his career if it had to get out, so he would appreciate it if I could forget the incident ever happened. I told him that if he would remember to give me a 50% raise then I would remember that I went straight home after leaving the office last night and that I hadn’t left my keys behind at all.
Amazingly, he agreed to this. So now I’m sitting in a real sweet spot. I’ve got my boss exactly where I want him (by his balls, so to speak), and I think I’ve got a job for life – or until he leave anyway. I think I’m gonna enjoy this ...
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