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Broken in more ways than one
Category: Party on! -> A wild Bachelor/Hen party
	Posted by: Stonee Date: 12/1/2007 6:43:00 PM

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Age:	25
Country:	South Africa
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My mate Stuart is training to be a medical doctor, and we knew it would come in handy one day ...

I was the best man for one of my other mates, Jeremy, and as is tradition, I organised the bachelors party. His fiance had given me a stern warning not to have any strippers, and I just nodded politely - this was a completely unrealistic request, as every self-respecting best man will tell you.

So the night started off at a strip club, and then a grand tour from one bar to the next. Eventually the groom-to-be was so piss drunk that we had to take him home.
But before we did, we took a detour past the medical clinic where Stuart was working.

There, Stuart prepared a mix of plaster of paris and carefully molded two full-length arm casts for Jeremy. We then propped him up in bed and left him for the night.

When Jeremy woke up in the clinic bed the next morning, he got the fright of his life. We told him that he had tried to touch the strippers the night before, and the bouncers broke both his arms to teach him a lesson.

Jeremy went nuts. And it wasn't so much the fact that he had broken his arms (or so he thought), but rather what his fiance was going to say when she heard why, and that he had now ruined the whole wedding.

We then went to tell his fiance. She went berserk. She almost took my head off with her hairbrush.
And when I told her it was all a big joke, she didn't see the funny side at all.

Eventually she calmed down, but was still really pissed off that Jeremy had gone to a strip club even though she had forbidden it.
So to teach him a lesson, she made us wait two full days before she let us tell Jeremy it was all a joke.

The crazy thing is that by that time he had convinced himself that his arms were actually very sore and he didn't believe us when we told him it was all a joke.

In the end, the wedding went off perfectly, but Jeremy has vowed never to get drunk with his mates again!