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Friday the 13 th
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Shiraleep
Date:
11/25/2007 4:51:00 PM
About Shiraleeh:
Gender: Female
Age: 51
Country: South Africa
City: Welkom
Description: Nearly 50 years of age and always h...

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December in South Africa is vacation time. Beaches, suntanning and relaxing.
We were on holiday and as the end of 3 funfulled weeks came rushing my sister and her family decided to visit us. Well the night were young so we decided to leave kiddies at flat with sitter and go down to the beach watching moonrise over the sea.
As the 4 of us sat down on the damp seasand we opened a bottle red wine. Sipping our wine I jokinly suggested we go for a swim in the nude. My brother-in-law quickly reminded me it was Friday the 13th and nobody swims in a dark sea for sharks can be luring and waiting for dinner. We laughed, and only then hubby jumped up to support a fisherman whom was struggling to land his catch. Well he caught a white tipped shark and as it was only about 1.5meter from nose to tail hubby asked if he could show our son. Fisherman was thankful because he would have left it on the sand. As we walked back to our accomadation I told my sister to walk behind my husband because men always want to do the boyish thing ro scare girls. Reaching the pavement we were walking in a row. Brother in law, Husband with shark in hand and the two of us.
The shark gave a little shrug in his body. Ouch shouted Brother in law "It bit me". Giggling because we thought it was impossible we walked the further 30m in silence. When we came into the light area we accually saw blood running from the heell of Brother's foot.
We did not know then that shark go into playing death and when this little one shrugged its body it did bite my brother on the heel. Blood was running down as if a jackrussel bit him. Well we only had wine and cane to clean his wounds. He refuged to go to a doctor. His words were : Who the hell will believe a shark bit me on the pavement! This was hilerous and I learned my lesson.
Never be supertitios about Friday the 13th. Something funny will happen to you!!!
 
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