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Strapped for cash - literally!
Category: Dating & Romance -> My date from hell
	Posted by: Becky Date: 11/17/2007 5:50:00 PM

About Becky:
Gender:	Female
Age:	28
Country:	South Africa
City:	Johannesburg
Description:	im a bit of a free sprit, and im al...
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Back in my varsity days, a guy asked me to skip lectures and go out on a lunch date with him.
He was kinda cute, nothing special, but I thought hey what the heck, it beats sitting in a boring lecture hall.

So anyway, on the way he takes a bit of a detour and says sorry he's a bit strapped for cash, so he needs to make a withdrawal.

Naturally, I think he means a withdrawal at a cash machine. But then what this guy does - and I'm not joking here - is he drives to a sperm bank, leaves me in the car for 20 minutes, and then gets back in the car like nothing happened, but with an extra 50 bucks or whatever in his wallet.

The whole of lunch I couldn't get the image out of my mind.

I'm just glad he didn't ask me to come in to help him make his "withdrawal".