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Pissed off!
Category: Dating & Romance -> My most embarrassing date
	Posted by: Fast and Furious Date: 7/21/2007 12:35:00 PM

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We've all had bad dates but nothing like this! I saw this on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience, and she took the prize hands down, or perhaps that should be "pants down"...!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. They were strangers and hadn't met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she realised that she needed to pee.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a toilet and in the middle of nowhere. Her date asked her to try hold it in, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that she would have to pee beside the road, or else it would be on the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, pulled her pants down and started peeing. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her date stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic, and he was a real gentleman and didn't look.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite it being quite an embarrassing first date. However, when she finished peeing, she tried to pull up her pants only to find that her butt cheeks were glued fast against the car's fender!

Her date asked, "What is taking so long?" Horrified and yet realising how funny her situation was, she answered "I'm freezing my butt off and need your help!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked sheepishly into his eyes, he cracked up laughing. She also started laughing, and when they finally managed to stop, they assessed her dilemma. As hysterical as it was, they also were faced with a very real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her frozen butt cheeks from the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the situation in the first place, both quickly realised that there was only one way to get her free. So as she looked the other way, her first-time date unzipped his pants and pee-ed her butt off the fender!!

Jay Leno's comment: "This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off"!"

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