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SallyA
Date:
7/21/2007 11:43:00 AM
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Gender: Female
Age: 34
Country: South Africa
City: Johannesburg
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My three-year-old son Johnny had problems with potty training and I was always on his case. One weekend we went to Wimpy for lunch. It was very busy, and all the tables were full. While enjoying my burger, I smelt that infamous "No.2" smell. So of course, I checked my 1-year-old daughter's nappy and she was clean. Then I realised Johnny hadn't asked to go to the toilet for a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No". I kept thinking, "Great, he's had an accident and I don't have spare clothes for him." Then I said, "Johnny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "NO," he answered indignantly. I just KNEW he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more time, "Johnny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, pulled down his shorts, bent over and spread his bumcheeks and shouted so that everyone in the restaurant could hear, "LOOK MOM, IT'S ONLY FARTS!!" While the whole restaurant starting laughing, he calmly pulled up his shorts and sat down. Kids!
 
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